What s with the f---g Che Guevara T Shirts????????? The guy was a murderer who enjoyed putting people up against walls and shooting them, and he is glorified? Well, I have the transcript of his final minutes in Bolivia, so for all the "love people", the 60's types, you know, old ponytailed guys wearing Che t shirts over their bulging Man Boobs, smoking Weed whilst combating COPD, and engaging in free for all sex with old hippie chicks (between extreme erectile disfunction and universal vaginal dryness, it must be a struggle for all and indeed a nausea inducing Visual), but, here we go.
Che wanted to start a revolution in Bolivia, the army met him, and they said, "Welcome to Bolivia Mr. Guevara",
then they sang, as they shot, "BANG BANG BOOM BOOM , BANG BANG BOOM BOOM."
As the murderous clown fell to earth, they put 6 arrows in him, tossed 3 grenades, had a horse gallop over him, stoned him with huge boulders, fired poison darts in him, used him for knife throwing practice, and blowgunned him 67 times.
The Bolivian army man called out to his second in command, "R----------------aul, look we got another suicide here. Amigo, people are just so depressed. Ok, let s all wave goodbye to Mr. Revolutionary, hey, Che, you shoulda tried Brazil or Argentina, you coulda played a little soccer or befriended a few Nazis at least, instead, your useless ass is grass. But who knows, maybe they'll make a t-shirt of you. Yeah right, in a pigs ass."
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Congress has a 26% approval rating...............Would any of us have a job with a 26% approval rating?????????? What they do have though is a 74% approval rating
at lining their pockets with OUR MONEY. Well done guys and gals, enjoy your free trips to Venice, etc.
Elitists don t want oil drilling, nuke plants, coal, or high gas prices? So, um, what, we, "the little people", conserve, what we read by candlelight and keep warm with animal skins while they drive limos?? There's enough hot air in D.C. and Hollywood to float a few balloons but not their private jets.
Somalian cabbies in the USA won't take people as fares who have seeing eye dogs. Guys, they don t want the animal as food or sex partners, they CAN T SEE...
Ah that great Muslim compassion once again. I got an idea, go drive a taxi back in Somalia, no potholes, well only land mines, and when you get stiffed over there, you really get stiffed; generally by a machete welding war lord. But, by all means return to the fatherland; you probably take home, what, 3 chickens, 6 rodents a week, NET?
Art to me, means Picasso, Da Vinci, Van Gogh, now its people spraying various body fluids on a canvas; what is that?
Performance art now involves a naked guy on all fours with a carrot up to the stem sticking out of his tookus........Not exactly Mummenchantz.
Heard a woman talking about Great Britain letting scientists mix human and animal genes together; YIKES, butttttttttttttt, she was more concerned that these "People"would face in-tolerance, prejudice, etc. I m thinking to myself, "are you f---g crazy lady, we're talking Frankenstein here, it s not about who sits where on the bus.
It s about a guy with antlers and a tail walking into the grocery store or a mom tossing her youngest out of the nest because he doesn t measure up.
Are you INSANE LADY?
Tolerance!!!!!!!!!! It s about lunacy; gee Daddy I can see why i can t date Caucasians but how aboutLizard Boy? See, he even uses his tongue to keep our home clean of pests.
How about when the centaur comes to pick up your daughter for the junior prom!!!!!! Dad's like, "yes hon his bow tie is superb, nice carnation, but, I mean, my, I can t help but notice his member as it swings pendulum-like as if preparing to irrigate crops". It s about the sanctity of human life you fool.
Where does it end?
Your wife carries the kids in her pouch? You run the Kentucky Derby, shower, have a few brews, and sit in your recliner to watch yourself on SportsCenter?
Do they mix humans with fish?
Great image, 2 sal-menswimming upstream, one is gay and doesnt want to drop his sperm on the eggs, so the straight sal-mentells him to aim for the starfish or seaweed or sea sponge; the straight one also tells him, "if you f-gget any of that on me, I'll grab you by the gills, swim back and feed you to that grizzly bear we ducked".
In the words of the wicked witch of the west, "WHAT A WORLD".
yeah no shit witch.
People ask me The Scarf about the presidential races........like I give a shit. C'mon, we ve all seen the "Godfather" the strings holding up the puppet, no way am I ever gonna be that.
With all their family member lobbyists, earmarks, speaking fees, the only sound coming out of Congress is not yes or no, it 's
CHA-CHING,
CHA-CHING,
CHA-CHING,
as they pad their wallets to the size of the Trojan Horse. Picking a candidate for any, ANY OFFICE in this country is like being trapped in North Korea and eating their buffet, the choices are; Happy Family Pet, Sweet and Sour Old Horse, Sesame Sauce Sawdust,
or Dissident General Tsao's Nuts in Hot Sauce. Ummmmmmmm I ll pass, can I get a YANKEE DOODLE?
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