A SONG-"BUTT CRACKS ON PARADE"

It seems no matter what store I enter, someone is crouching down, and their butt crack is peeking out, greeting me, what the heck is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Without even trying, I ve seen more butt cracks and thongs than a lingerie photographer.

So I've composed an ode to this new form of communication ("greetings"),

identification ("oh there's Sally in frozen foods"),

and information ("that's a size 8 encased in a size 2").......

"BUTT CRACKS ON PARADE" (SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "UNFORGETTABLE")

Butt cracks on parade

they bend and sway,

all colors, shape, and size

they fill your day

Just go into any sto---------re

you ll view one butt crack, than three more

all ages you see,

nineteen to fifty-threeeeeee

Some are very sweet,

some seem forlorn.

some of them sprout stuff

you shuck off corn

why is there so much

hair

there------

get a waxing, use some nair

if your rump it must be

bare

in the aisle

OH

Butt cracks on parade

unleashed by low hanging pants

i try not to stare,

as they take their stance

I m here to seek out

a canned ham

a jar of jam

a tasty leg of lamb

not an ass about TO burst from it's dam